Le Blog de Mon Bébé

It happened like this…

Around 11:00am, the door bell rang. I opened the door. The concierge and two police officers stood at our doorway.

Police officer A: Did someone call 1-1-0 (like 911 in the U.S.)?

Me: No, I didn’t.

Police officer A: We received a phone call from the number 8xxx-xxxx. Is this your number?

Me: Yes, it is.

Police officer B: We received the call, and no one spoke on the phone. We thought it would be better to stop by and see what happened…

Me: I didn’t call…But it could be my son…who played the phone…

Then the police officers saw mon bébé crawled across the room.

Police officer A: You do have a baby boy at home.

Me: Sorry for everything, I won’t let him play the phone anymore…

After I bade goodbye to the police officers, and shut the door…

Me: MON BEBE….#%*!#$(%%*)&)*_+

p.s. 1: Don’t let your kids play telephone, unless you like surprises…

p.s. 2: The police officers take 1-1-0 calls seriously. So, boys and girls, don’t be the shepherd boy in the stroy of “The boy who cried wolf.”

p.s. 3: I need to buy a toy telephone to mon bébé ASAP.

Fashion Tips: Baby Gap white bodysuit & local brand blue shorts.